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Previous columns:
Street
Conflicts in the Old Pueblo
What Magna Carta?
American Show Trials
Who is
Serving Whom?
What's
Mine is Mine
Voting
by Mail, an Invitation to Fraud
Street Protests in the New
Millennium
When TV Actors
Go Bad
A Great Darkness Fell on the
Land
An Open Letter to
Fellow Libertarians and Non-Aligned Voters
Coulter Kerfuffle
ROAD TRIP!
Flying the Incarcerated Skies
Intergenerational Corporate
Welfare
Fraud is the Bottom Line
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Now I
Know My NPZ's
Back in March, our City Council put off a vote on the proposed
Neighborhood Protection Zone (NPZ) ordinance. The ordinance
would add another "layer" of zoning on top of existing zoning
laws. The new NPZ would differ from existing zoning
regulations in that each neighborhood assigns its own
standards within certain guidelines, and submits the plan
through the regular zoning process.
Many residents, of the "owner occupied" variety, are
witnessing a profound change to the neighborhoods in which
they live. People are moving into these neighborhoods who have
different lifestyles, customs, and just plain "don't look
like" the average, middle income, Tucson family. These
interlopers are primarily college students; or, if you prefer
the clinical description, "transient residents."
Many neighborhoods, which were far from the university for
decades, now find themselves alarmingly close. A look at the
Jefferson Park and Feldman neighborhoods, for example, reveals
property owners adding a couple of bedrooms onto a
single-family dwelling, or scraping the lot to install
two-story monstrosities with insufficient parking. Sometimes
these projects are within zoning and land use regulations
(barely), and sometimes they receive "variances" from the
City. This is the "mini-dorm" phenomenon.
At the risk of sounding less than maniacally enthusiastic
about "diversity" in housing, I must say that I have sympathy
for the homeowners. They typically spend their lives working
to provide a family-friendly environment for their children
and themselves. It's no wonder that they experience a certain
amount of tedium when they are awakened by the police
helicopter a 2:00 A.M., have to pick beer bottles, plastic
cups, and fast food containers from their yards, and are
compelled to explain a "BUCK FUSH" bumper sticker to their
eight year-old child while they walk to the school bus stop.
While most university area residents clamor for immediate
passage, some are not so sure that NPZ's are the answer. As
one resident pointed out, it would be difficult to
differentiate between a homeowner improving his dwelling, and
the building of a mini-dorm. The Southern Arizona Homebuilders
Association, and the Chamber of Commerce want the details
hammered out among the "stakeholders" before it's chiseled in
stone.
On April 24, Mayor and Council voted to try a ninety-day
"pilot program" in the university area to work out the bugs
before passing the ordinance. This is such a smart approach to
developing a complex program, it could have been suggested by
a Republican. Of course, had Republicans voted to pass such a
plan, there would be much growling and gnashing of teeth; but
since it was the Democrats (Karin Uhlich made the motion),
it's all right – much like the trash collection fees, but I
digress.
Ironically, the City Council already has the authority to ad
zoning overlays. They could do it any time. The problem, from
the Council's perspective, is that any such action would
invariably anger a bunch of people, and angry bunches of
people do not make for happy re-elections. Better to foist it
off on the neighborhood busybodies – let them catch the flak.
Speaking of existing powers, how about the traditional rights
of private property as a solution? Members of a neighborhood
could contract with each other to develop their properties
within strict guidelines. How about a one hundred year usage
easement? I'm not a lawyer, but I'll bet one could figure out
a contract that would serve as a model for more than a few
neighborhoods. The City could sell, or even give, its property
within the neighborhood borders to the neighborhood, and then
it would own the entire enchilada! The City could no longer
screw the neighborhood with "variances." It could even install
gates.
No, this is not sarcasm, and yes, I understand that it is
fashionable to hold a condescending attitude toward gated
communities; but at some point, a choice will have to be made.
Look, if you want to form an enclave against the tide, then
you have to form an enclave against the tide. I just think it
morally superior to get there through private contracting,
rather than government coercion.
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"Of
course, had Republicans voted to pass such a plan, there would
be much growling and gnashing of teeth; but since it was the
Democrats (Karin Uhlich made the motion), it's all right –
much like the trash collection fees, but I digress."
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