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What Magna Carta?
American Show Trials
Who is
Serving Whom?
What's
Mine is Mine
Voting
by Mail, an Invitation to Fraud
Street Protests in the New
Millennium
When TV Actors
Go Bad
A Great Darkness Fell on the
Land
An Open Letter to
Fellow Libertarians and Non-Aligned Voters
Coulter Kerfuffle
ROAD TRIP!
Flying the Incarcerated Skies
Intergenerational Corporate
Welfare
Fraud is the Bottom Line
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Street
Conflicts in the Old Pueblo
With the warm weather, Tucson is seeing increased bicycle
traffic. Inevitably, an increase in ridership will lead to
more "user conflicts", including collisions (we no longer use
the term "accidents", the term "collision" is more accurate
and does not imply unavoidability).
Hold it! I know what you're thinking. Some of you are
thinking, "He's gonna rip the motorists a new one," or you're
thinking, "He's gonna dump on the poor bicyclists." Actually,
I am both a cyclist and a motorist; so do not stop reading
here.
First off, let's dispel a couple of myths. Myth number one:
Motorists are a bunch of arrogant morons who think they own
the road and would just as soon hit a cyclist as break wind,
and they cause all the collisions. Myth number two: Cyclists
are a bunch of arrogant morons who think that they own the
road and delight in blocking traffic, and they cause all the
collisions. Neither statement is true in its entirety. The
fact is that it collision responsibility breaks about
fifty-fifty. It's true, ask the TPD traffic cops.
So, since both cyclists and motorists are bad guys half the
time, maybe we should stop throwing stones, and give each
other a break.
Now, I know that making nice is not always easy. I remember a
traffic cop describing an incident in which a cyclist pulled
up to a stop light, did not get out of his pedals in time, and
fell into the automobile to his left. The driver exited the
vehicle to see if the cyclist was injured. He was fine, the
light had changed and he sped off, leaving the driver
wondering how she was going to fix the paint gouges and dent
left by the bike pedal. This sort of thing not only generates
ill will, it is leaving the scene of a collision involving
property damage.
Not surprisingly, the biggest violations of traffic laws
committed by cyclists lead to the greatest number of cyclist
injuries. The two most dangerous, stupid things that Tucson
cyclists do are to ride at night without lights, and ride on
the wrong side of the street. There is a reason why all
traffic drives/rides on the right. Do not break this law! It
is extremely dangerous to do so!
Allow me to relate a personal anecdote. I was heading north on
Swan, waiting in the middle of the intersection to turn left
onto Pima. There was a large break in the traffic, and I began
the turn only to see a kid on a BMX style bike riding the
wrong direction across my path. I started thinking whether I
wanted to run the kid over, or get T-boned, but the break in
the traffic was large enough for me to pause while the young
urchin changed his bad behavior from riding on the wrong side
to riding on the sidewalk.
Don't worry; motorists are not off the hook. Here's another
anecdote from the same day. I was sitting in a left turn bay
on Speedway. The motorist in front of me was first in line. We
were not at an intersection, but at the turn bay that you use
to go to Discount Tire. After waiting for a few cars to pass,
the motorist turned left in front of oncoming traffic, failing
to yield the right-of-way, and almost causing a collision.
Fortunately, the cyclist who was cut off reacted quickly and
avoided the collision. The driver appeared oblivious. The
cyclist glanced after the driver, then continued on his way,
clearly a veteran of many such encounters.
Under the law, in general, the same traffic rules apply to
both cyclists and motorists. So, we really know what to do. We
just need to live and let live, knowing that rectums inhabit
both sides.
Speaking of letting people live, when you pull out of a
driveway or side street, glance to the right before you go. I
know that the geek with no helmet, baggy pants, hat on
backwards riding a department store bike with a squeaking
drive-train and saddle adjusted way to low, is in the wrong
for riding on the wrong side, but he still makes a lousy hood
ornament.
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"Under the law, in
general, the same traffic rules apply to both cyclists and
motorists. So, we really know what to do. We just need to live
and let live, knowing that rectums inhabit both sides." |